If there's one thing I'm known for, it's pulling a good fast one on my mom and dad. A classic fake out.
Like the time we went to Family Day at the race track and waited online for 40 minutes to ride a pony. Mom and Dad talked to me about the pony. I was excited. Took me up to see the pony while our spot was held in the line. I was excited. Got up to the front of the line and was next to ride the pony. I was excited. Went to actually put me on the pony.
I called for an immediate ABORT MISSION. It turns out I'm just not that into ponies.
So long story short, I talk a big game. What I do in actuality is anybody's guess.
Like the night that I bunked with Morgan and Hayden for the first Cousins Slumber Party. I seem psyched, right?
After the lights went out and the camera stopped rolling, I had a meltdown of ginormous proportions that suggested, perhaps, that I am not that into slumber parties, after all.
Or how about last Tuesday, when Mom and Dad took my crib and turned it into a big girl bed. I happily helped my Dad with the construction, supervising and transporting screws. And when it was all done, my bed looked like this:
Despite this fact, one hour of tears and one late-night trip to Target (for carpet shampoo -- I will spare you the related details) later, my crib was restored to its previous state. Turns out I'm not that into big-girl beds after all.