Wednesday, August 25, 2010

A tale of liberation and dirty feet

Despite my mom's visions of me attending prom in a pull-up, on Sunday afternoon those training pants and I said our final goodbyes.

I'm pushing four.

It was time.

Not to mention, I didn't want to be shown up by Rowan, who as of late has been expressing some interest in the potty. While that interest most often leads her to sit on the potty fully clothed and pretend to wipe with a piece of toilet paper so minuscule it is barely detectable to the naked eye, this morning that interest manifested in dropping in her new, as-yet-unworn pair of Stride Rite (see: overpriced) sneakers.

Before I had a chance to flush.

Not sure if that's just Rowan's idea of a little potty humor or if she's trying to send my mom a message about her choice in footwear. Regardless, if Rowan should come a knockin' on your door this fall, you be sure to ask her to take her shoes off before you let her in.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Coffee drinker

My mom thinks that nothing says your little girl is growing up too fast like passing up an organic chocolate milk in favor of a tall decaf vanilla latte.


Except, of course, for when your little girl stands up and takes her tall decaf vanilla latte to drink by herself at a different table. On the other side of the establishment.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

America IS Great!

Oh, and how!

This summer my dad did something he's never done before -- took a week off of work just to hang out with me! (Oh, and Rowan. He probably wanted to see Rowan, too. And maybe my mom.)

But anyway, the point is that he's taking a whole week off of work to go cool places and do fun things. And what better way to start off the week than a trip to Great America? It was my very first visit.

Headed out the door!

It was our intent at the outset of our trip to ride all the best rides (i.e., NOT the ones for babies), eat nothing but garbage and spend shamefully on souvenirs. To live the dream, we knew Mom and Rowan were going to need to stay home.

We share different values when it comes to amusement-park living.

While the rides were awesome, the food greasy and delicious and the souvenirs plentiful, perhaps the highlight of the trip was my first singing performance in front a major audience at "Great American Idol," which was set up in the middle of the park. I told the lady managing the "auditions" that I wanted to get up and sing like everybody else. While she warned me that they didn't have "The ABCs" among their selections of prerecorded background music, I assured her that singing a cappella is really my thing. And I'm guessing I was pretty good because I got a standing ovation at the end!



It's hard to hear, but at the beginning, I say,
"My name is Jillian, and I'm singing my ABCs."

We stayed until the park closed.

Today, as we gear up for an afternoon at an indoor water park, I am admiring my souvenirs from yesterday, almost all of which are Tweety Bird themed. While my dad didn't get any souvenirs for himself (aside from a few pictures), he says the pain in his legs from carrying 36 pounds around a park for eight hours will keep the memory of our first trip to Great America alive for days to come.





Monday, August 16, 2010

@bat

A few weeks ago, Yaya and I embarked upon our first bat adventure.

It started with a book about bats. After a few reads and much discussion, Yaya and I packed up our blanket and our binoculars (pronounced "uh-NAHK-luhrs") and headed to the park at dusk to watch the bats in the trees. The expedition was such a success, there has been talk of a return trip.

So just guess how excited I was to learn that I could go bat watching in my mom and dad's bathroom last night. Can you imagine the look on my face when I discovered that I didn't need to run for my binoculars because I had a front-row seat to the show and the main act was right there in my dad's sink?

No, you cannot. Because nobody had the courtesy to wake me up. They called a man to take that bat away before I could even get a good look. I slept through EVERYTHING.

How could I sleep when there was a bat in MY VERY OWN HOUSE???

My mom is asking herself the same exact thing.

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Second opinion

As a 3-year-old, life is like an ongoing game of telephone. People are constantly telling me things. Sometimes I get it right. Sometimes I get it aaaaaalmost right. And sometimes I get it so wrong so that my mom's sure I got the message 12 people down the chain.

For example, it is often said that if Mom says "no," you should go ask Dad. Only what I heard is that if Dad says "yes," you should go ask Mom. Just to double check. I do this at least once a day, usually over extremely pressing matters -- like whether it's okay to have grape juice, or whether it's acceptable to wear my monkey pajamas to bed.

My mom insists that one of these days I will discover the error of my ways and realize that when Dad says "yes," I should immediately execute before Mom catches wind of anything.

Just to ensure my hearing is as it should be, last week I went for my first vision-and-hearing screening, which officially answered the question Mom and Dad have been asking themselves for months: No, I am not hard of hearing.

Sometimes I just ignore them.

Monday, August 9, 2010

Another week (or so) in photos

Once again, it seems the warm summer air and my packed preschooler agenda has kept me from the computer. (Translation: My mom's been super busy and of course you know the first thing to go is the documentation of my precious and fleeting childhood.) So I've got a lot of recapping to do!

First and most importantly was a visit last week from my Nana Stelle and Papa Herb, who flew all the way here from Florida to see me and Rowan...and maybe a few other people, too. But mostly me and Rowan.

While it was so fun to see Nana Stelle and take her to our favorite haunts -- including the playground and the library -- it was even more fun to see Papa Herb because it is a fact that he always has lollipops in his pockets.

Sorry, Nana, but how do you compete with that??

During their visit, Rowan and I went to a barbecue with Papa Herb's family, where we challenged everyone to a game of Baggo. Pretty sure it was our non-regulation-style maneuvers that deterred the others from joining in.

Not to mention Rowan played dirty by standing right next to the hole, 'cause after all, who's gonna aim to win when there's an adorable baby standing right behind the target?

I'll give you a hint...somebody whose name starts with Me.

That same weekend I went to a birthday party that I will remember always. Partly because we got to pick up my friend Samantha at her house and drive her to the party in our car. Partly because there was ice cream with pick-your-own toppings. But mostly because the markers we used to decorate our crowns seem to have permanently dyed my forehead and hair a faint shade of pink. Even one-and-a-half weeks later.

Later in the week, we hit up that same new local kiddie hotspot to take advantage of all the different kinds of classes they offer. Because our calendar was clear, we did a double header. For me it was Art followed by Sports. For Rowan, it was Mom-and-Tot Music Appreciation followed by Mom-and-Tot Art.

While it sounded like the perfect morning in theory, Rowan's disdain for structured activities prevented her from appreciating the music. So while the other children clapped their hands, shook maracas and sang songs, Rowan climbed on boxes, demanded to have her hands washed and rifled through other people's diaper bags.

In art class, to avoid seeming like too much of a conformist, Rowan removed and replaced the Play-Doh in the cannisters, rather than mold it, and added onto other people's paintings, rather than start from scratch. But there was no screaming or otherwise disorderly conduct, and so we figure that's an official success in Rowan's book.


A couple days later, in an effort to maintain my status as Outstanding Big Sister, I told Rowan (for the first time) that I would help her get her shoes on. I didn't promise they'd be on the right feet. She just got lucky.

On Friday, when I was in school, Mom and Rowan attempted to do a little back-to-school shopping. While the first part of the trip -- the part that entailed sipping Jamba Juice and enjoying the fresh air -- went remarkably well, five formerly-folded piles of shirts and pants on the floor of the BabyGap said that back-to-school shopping isn't Rowan's thing. Per se.

We closed out a week of many adventures with another birthday party -- my second pool party ever. And since I learned that the coolest party favors are the ones that are the hardest to get rid of (e.g., pink hair), I gave my dad an inadvertent punch in the eye while we were swimming.

Nothing says "a good time was had by all" like a black eye. But how can you hold a grudge against someone that looks like this when they sleep?

Seriously.