My Nannie and a
very fabulous catalog have a mutual admiration for each other. They like those blankets she sells, and she likes pretty much everything they sell. So when their Halloween catalog came out, she quickly secured two copies (one for me to read, and one for Rowan to "read") and brought them over for our review.
After a quick peruse, I decided (VERY firmly) on this:

A costume that my mom deemed problematic for two reasons:
1. It is clearly, she informed me, a Christmas costume. I was not aware that there were
two holidays requiring costumes, so this was both good and bad news.
2. We live in Chicago, meaning that the weather on Halloween will either be frigid or tropical, depending on what is most inconvenient for the costume you've selected.
And so I was forced to look back through the catalog to come up with Plan B, which looked like this:

This was excellent news not only for the fact that it was a little more holiday-appropriate, but also because it fulfilled one of my dad's lifelong dreams for his kids: that they be interested in DC.
And I don't mean politics. I mean the comic books.
See, my dad grew up enjoying and collecting comic books, movies and books about superheroes. And the opportunity to share this interest with one of his children is equivalent, he believes, to the pride he will feel when I open my acceptance letter to Harvard.
On Thursday, after an evening of running around the house in my new costume, wearing my Lasso of Truth (which conveniently doubles as a jump rope for those times when I am not bringing the Amazon ideals of love, peace, and gender equality to a world torn by the hatred of men), my dad gave me a Wonder Woman book! I have been sleeping with it every night since.
And so we all came out winners. I have a new-found obsession. And it's like Christmas has come early for my dad.
If only I had the proper costume to celebrate.

