Last year, on my first day of Montessori school they told my mom to bring me in early on my second day for school pictures. She couldn't help but laugh a little bit, thinking, What kind of posed picture can you get from a 21-month-old?? She bought the smallest package, expecting the money to buy her nothing more than a good laugh.
It's as if she forgot that my whole infant career unfolded with a camera in my face. I was no amateur. And alas my school picture looked like this:
The only question remaining after such a perfect photo was whether or not I'd be able to pull it off two years in a row. Ladies and gentleman, we have another winner.
As if you doubted me.

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